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This was what happened in today's bio class...
we were joking about something in the class which i dont remember ><
then Mrs Ong suddenly said 'speaking of this...i have an interesting story to tell u'
oh lemme fill u in about Mrs Ong's appearance...
she's very motherly looking...round n chubby n loving n plump n fair...
just like the typical mom....n very innocent too
so she said 'do you want to know how do they make female pigs pregnant without a male pig?'
'how?'
then she drew something on the board...a round thingy with 4 legs =.= with some thingy on top
'well...first they isolate the female pig in a cage alone n put sand bags on top of her'
'harh? for wat? the sand inside got sperm 1 izit?
'nolahh...just sand...pure sand only'
'then put sand bag on top for wat?'
'so that she can feel the weight of the sand bag on top of her n thought it's a male pig on top of her mar'
=.= 'then wat?'
so she continued 'then they put a male pig in front of her cage to let her smell the scent of him'
'har? why?'
'so she will get excited n generate real feelings mar'
'oh...'
'then they inject the sperm into her lor...'
'CHEY.....why not just straight away inject the sperm in? so sanfu put sandbags n male pig in front for wat?'
surprisingly...Mrs Ong said 'Aiyahh~ like that the female pig not syok mah'
@@" wahseh...the whole class burst into laughters man...
'if the female pig dont think she is having sex then she will reject the sperm dont let them inject in wat...must let her feel syok n horny 1st'
lolx...
just as we thought the best part was over...we were wrong...
it was until Vee asked 'then where do they get the sperm?'
someone said 'wat? let the male pigs masturbate then shoot out the sperm collect in cup ah?'
LOL...
then Mrs Ong said 'maybe they place the male pig on top of a female pig to let him mate with her 1st...and when he shoot out the sperm they collect lah'
'how to collect? the sperm shoot in the female pig edi wat'
n Mrs Ong said 'aiyoh...before the male pig shoot the sperm they pull the thing out la'
haha...the whole class was laughing at that time...
n then someone asked 'but the thing so heavy n big...how to pull it out wor? it's inside edi wat...'
'aiyoh...why cannot pull? just pull it out with hand lor'
'but teacher...how they know when the pig gona shoot?'
LOL....this time we really made her speechless edi...
lolx....dam cute ler this class...
if not for this part of the class i would be falling asleep le...
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
bloggie,
i've been sooo blur lately...
first...there was this bio experiment yesterday....
n my gosh...it was soooo disastrous @@" funny also lah =P
well we were supposed to measure the rate of fermentation of yeast...
erm...we prepared the boiling tube with glucose solution le...then once we add the yeast inside we must straight away cover it with stopper n invert...as in turn it upside down to mix it...
i was holding the boiling tube and the stopper with another hand...
straight after lengleng added it in...i was soo excited n covered the thing with the stopper...n then 'POP'
the whole stopper dropped in the test tube =.=
wat the hell...
then teacher came n saw the thing n laughed...wat larh~
in the end she asked us to just cover it with our palm n invert it...
so...Take Two...we prepared everything...again...n because the water was hot...i asked Jo to do it =P
when it was ready i gave him the boiling tube...he took it n lengleng was ready with the syringe to put the yeast in when...
Jo just cover the boiling tube with his Fingers!! n invert it...we all looked at him n @@"
all the glucose just poured out of his hand...n the yeast still in leng's hand =.=
n he said 'harh? not like that mer?'
'wat the....u invert the glucose for wat? =.= put the yeast in 1st laaaa'
we were laughing so hard...especially me when i was laughed till i drop on the floor lol...
teacher also kept laughing lol
and again...Take Three...
in the end this 1 worked lah...if it didnt work again i gona knock my head le =.=
but the thingy was hot though...can see red marks on leng's palm haha
n oh...the CO2 got stuck in the delivery tube n we have to kept knocking the cup to 'wake' the yeast up lol...
as for today...my god...
i did something so so sooo embarassing n soo mean!!!!!
well there's this guy in my class whom errr...nobody wants to work with him ><
*hope he doesnt read my blog...he dont know bah ><*
he doesnt come for class...he doesnt do anything...n he asks DAM ALOT of CRAPSS...eg
'why humans dont walk on water?'
my physics teacher said 'theoretically is cannot...cause we dont run fast enough'
'still can calculate right? nevermind Sir lets calculate...'
n this went on n on for like 30 mins =.=
he was in my group for a Maths project...n he dont know a thing!!!! i ended up doing EVERYTHING for him zzz...
n everybody was complaining bout him to teachers in class...without him there lah of course...
n today my maths teacher was like 'i'll draw lots for u all to determine ur groups k?'
i was working on my laptop n didnt hear the front part...just heard that sentence n i straight away said without thinking
'teacher noo....i dowan Exxxxx in my group again!!'
suddenly the whole class stopped talking n stared at me
i was like...y all suddenly stare at me? =.= very normal right other ppl also always complain...
n they kept staring at me with sad eyes like as if i murdered somebody for sooo long...
some even shook their head n look disappointed...
n suddenly i realize something n i turned back...HE WAS IN THE CLASS!!!
oh my god!!!! i said it in front of him...
imagine how will i feel if ppl said that to me..he must be very hurt n sad ><
even though he didnt say anything or looked at me
i felt so sad!!!! i'm SO MEAN T.T
sigh...next time i ought to zip my blardy mouth =X
n today...i was driving back from college...
i was supposed to go straight when i turned right =.=...i was like wat the...
i had to U-Turn n go back to the correct road again...
n when i was driving on the highway i was thinking bout the stupid English text production...where we had to write an essay...
i thought i did correctly until teacher kept asking 'r u sure? it's not reasons...give evidence!!'
now i'm more blur...it's something like - Women are enjoying the equality and freedom fought by
their ancestors since decades ago, yet they are still confined to their traditional role. To what extend do you agree?
i thought it was reasons that they are still prefering motherhood...no meh??!!!!
SO BLURRRR >.<"!! HELP T.T
n i cant screw this...no way...this 1 carries TOO MUCH marks for my final ESL marks ><
n oh...back to the driving on the highway...
i was driving like 130kmph on the right most lane...thinking bout that topic
n i still wanna press the accelerator...then i realize all the cars all cut to the left le...
n they cut till so steep without seeing other cars i somemore said they r dangerous
until i saw the signboard showing < Klang
damn!
i jammed the brake so hard n just turned to the right...
my god...that was the worse experience ever...
from the right most lane de highway i just cut left liddat ><
i just nice can reach with the turning with the red poles...
but i was sooo near to it...n there's a van on that lane so i cannot cut in...i braked soo hard!! almost banged the red poles and the van ><
wahseh....next time driving time must concentrate edi ><
too blur le ><" n there r more things that i nvr mention here...
sigh...what's with me nowadays?? T.T
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Dear bloggie,
..... *couldnt think of anything to continue with*
erm...haven't been updating that frequent lately...
from those days where my friends have been complaining that reading my blog is like reading newspaper - got updates daily
until these days where...lolx...i hardly even update...should be a weekly magazine now bah?
well...that's because i'm busy with college bah...there r tonnes n tonnes of work everyday
not mentioning the endless projects n lab practicals n testss!!!!
omg...my test is in a few weeks timeee @@"
n i think i'm too used to those frequent tests that i forgot i have moral test n chemistry practical test write-up today ><"
hmm...last saturday i went to Bon Odori in Shah Alam...
ahhh...wouldnt say it was fun lah ><" probably i didnt really enjoy myself there
i drove my cousin there =D n ohh i broke my record...drove furthest alone...n fastest i drove so far XD so syok driving more than 130kmph on a high way *i know lah that's very slow for some of u but for me 1st time ma ><"*
we didnt know how to get there so simply drive...got there eventually...
n ermm...saki met with her cele lor...i felt like a lamp post man ><
most of the time i was alone bah? met lots n lots of ppl there lol...quite surprising to see them...
but overall for me sien lor...at least i danced abit b4 i went back lah...if not wasted
after that went to yumchar...drove her back n i was driving back home...
well there was this traffic light on an uphill slope...n me being me...i was abit curious n naughty that time...
when the red light turned green...i wanted to see how far would i roll down if i let go of the clutch slow enough =D
so i slowly let go of the clutch like i just learnt how to drive...
n boy my car rolled down so much before it went up again =P
other cars must be thinking i'm siao =.= doing that in the middle of the night
oh n i lost my handle lock key that night =(
sigh...they wanted to drive the car on sunday n couldnt find it...
i m very very sure i left it there n didnt take it out of the car ><>
on sunday...i went to watch Pirates II...
really funny XD Johnny Depp is Perfect! for Capt. Jack Sparrow...
enjoyed the movie...quite disappointed at the end though
i wanna know the ending T.T
nevermind...i'll just have to wait til Pirates III to release...hope it'll be soon ^^
erm....i guess it's enough le bah? nothing else to write edi...
dont know y nowadays i dont really feel like writing down my feelings
maybe i dont wanna recall back those painful thoughts
ahh i guess i'll stop here...~
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
I dont know what to say...dont know where to start
am i stupid? yeah u can say so
i already expected this ending...why am i so stupid to be involved in this?
i promised myself...n yet i'm so vulnerable...
just a few words r all it takes
i can see where the road is leading along the way...
n yet i still dont wanna pull myself out...letting myself plunge in deeper n deeper
till it really hurts...
n now that it happened...i really dont know what to say
yet i m still considering whether or not to do it...
m i that vulnerable? m i that easy to persuade?
i dont even feel the pain in my finger anymore...where i sunk a sharp razor in the night before...
i dont wanna sleep tonight
really hope to talk to someone...
just anyone to accompany me through this...
sigh~
Sunday, July 09, 2006
This is what happened on thursday night...
SiewYing was going back to Aus on friday so we were planning on yumchar in Berkeley food court at night...
so i went to fetch meichi at train station since i didnt know her house
n when i started the car...i noticed the 'out of petrol' sign =.=
i asked my mom when she saw this sign
'2 days ago'
'...'
i was sooo scared the engine would die off suddenly...
until meichi got in my car...
'wei....i very scared lerr...how how???i dowan later no more petrol...etc...'
luckily we made it to the petrol station...
i saw lots of cars lining up n wondering how come nobody went to the last spot...so i went lor...
n meichi went to pay...
when i pulled the thingy...i realize it's not long enough ><" that time only i realize y so many ppl staring at us n this meichi was like 'ehh y cannot turn 1??'
'wrong way la...turn another side =.='
after all the hassle we managed to pump petrol at last
so erm to get to this Berkeley food court i have to drive pass klang town...on the way to Jusco
well there r 2 flyovers on the way to jusco...
when i cross the 1st flyover i was keeping left edi...
n this meichi said
'nola go straight...cross another flyover then turn in jusco there'
since she always go there so i follow her lor...
when i was the 2nd flyover...i saw the place bside the main road =.= should have turned left!!!
nvm...we went jusco there...n we were supposed to go straight...
'nono...turn left...i very sure!'
'sure anot?'
'yahh~ turn left la'
so i turned left n kept following the road until i saw the road
the same 2nd flyover!!!! @!$!#$!@$#
means we turned 1 big round n we came out the same place again =.=
after turning back we managed to reach that area...
n meichi was like
'park here...'
'har? where is the food court? so far ah? u wanna walk mer?'
'park here la there no parking de'
n so i parked there n we walked to the food court
we went in n walked around 2 rounds n couldnt find my other friends...
so she called them...n they said they were outside there sitting
so we walked another 2 rounds...n meichi said
'ehh not like that la...i remember got another area at outside 1...'
'har? we walk the whole place edi wor...where got place somemore?'
'nola i remember got outside 1...last time come with them'
n then we walked n walked n she called them again
i heard her saying on the phone
'yala!! i'm very sure we are at Berkeley food court la!'
n then i looked up..."Kampung Food Court" =.=
'ehh meichi...u look up'
wat larr~!!!! search in the wrong food court for like 20 mins =.=
oh we got there eventually...after 1 hour~!! n park till dam far n walk there to find so many parking spaces in the food court =.=
they were like asking y were we late for so longgg
sheesshh~! ask meichi la =P
so erm we ate there n chit chat...
till it was time to fetch meichi home
my god...dont ever ask her to give directions...
i was driving in gear 4...until she said
'TURN HERE~!!!!'
'huh? how can? cannot make it 1 lah over edi'
'TURN LEFT~'
imagine i brake sooo hard n turned the car =.= n into a narrow road where few cars r jammed there...so scary ler ><"
wahseh...if i were other ppl i would scold myself sia @@"
n that happened soo many times~!!
i got lost when i dropped her out of her house also =.=
so complicated sia her housing area
so the conclusion is...dont drive meichi around lol
if drive her also must fetch other ppl...cannot let her give directions =P
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
It's not my fault that I can't sleep every night u know
WHY must they blame me then?
like as if i dont wanna sleep...
it's that stupid rat keep making noise every night till i cant sleep
N they have to scold me somemore~!!!!
f*** la...
i'm very pissed ler...
i want to sleep....it's just that that stupid rat is keeping me awake
n they scold me said so late edi still cannot sleep
what do u expect???!! sleep in my room la then u know why i had so many sleepless night
that rat damn smart...dono what's it doing in my air cond every night
haix......................................
when can i get rid of the rat??!!!!!
cant seem to find it...
idiot la~
how m i gonna sleep like that??!!